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Title: Stickers, Surveys, and Sweet Cancellation: My Instawork Saga
So I did a thing. I signed up for Instawork, the app that promises flexible gigs and a sprinkle of chaos. I was feeling bold, adventurous, and mildly caffeinated—perfect conditions for making questionable decisions.
After scrolling past jobs that required lifting things heavier than my emotional baggage, I found one that seemed manageable: applying security labels to products. I thought, “Stickers? I’ve got this. I’ve been slapping labels on things since I was five. My childhood notebooks were basically sticker museums.”
But then I read the instructions.
There was clocking in and out, doing a survey, probably a brief training, and maybe even a pop quiz on sticker alignment. Suddenly, this wasn’t just a sticker gig—it was a full-blown logistical operation. I started wondering if I’d need a degree in barcode psychology.
Still, I booked it. I was ready to embrace my destiny as a sticker technician.
And then… the shift got cancelled.
I should’ve been disappointed. I should’ve felt rejected. But instead? I felt like I’d just been rescued by the universe. Like someone up there said, “You know what, Lauralee? You’ve done enough. Go have a snack.”
So here I am, still sticker-free, still survey-less, and still very much relieved. Will I try Instawork again? Maybe. But next time, I’m looking for gigs that involve fewer steps and more snacks.
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