Funny Poem

 Sure! Here's a lighthearted and funny poem to brighten your day—perfect for *Poetic Coffee* or just to share a smile:

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### ☕ **"Ode to the Mug That Knows Too Much"**

I poured my soul into a cup,  

It stared at me and said, “Wake up.”  

The coffee swirled with silent sass,  

Like, “Girl, you’re late for yoga class.”

I tried to sip with quiet grace,  

It splashed me squarely in the face.  

My toast flew out, a buttered kite,  

And landed in the cat’s delight.

My journal judged me from the shelf,  

“Still writing poems about yourself?”  

I nodded, proud, then spilled my brew—  

The mug just sighed, “Classic you.”

So here I sit, caffeine in hand,  

A poet with no real life plan.  

But if my mug could talk, I bet  

It’d say, “You’re weird—but don’t forget…”

**You’re wonderfully odd, delightfully strange,  

And coffee makes it all feel less deranged.**

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Want me to write a themed version—like about mornings, pets, or writing struggles?

It came from the bog

 it is half past five o'clock

and i am on the dock

waiting for a boat

i hear a frog croak

underneath this cloak

hiding yet another smoke

a cigarette and yet

i find i have a pet

something i couldn't get

didn't grasp, didn't know

i hear you through the radio

lights are twinkling in the distance

and i am envisioning

something exciting and daunting

nevertheless i find this

all the while 

walked with you a mile

down the river Nile

the wood carving looks like a donkey

also there is a frog

and a dog

amphibians on a log

Swirls of Light

 And on this day

somewhere far away

I found the one

I wished would stay

This place translucent

We need an interpreter

Can't understand

I held it in the palm of my hand

And palm trees were swaying 

all over the place

for the hurricane had arrived

leaving nothing behind

but its trace

the sand swept shore

and nevermore

and the floral chair

and the rainbow I once saw

and the compass in my pocket

directing the way

Creative Endeavor

 On the shelf are some nicknacks 

wood carvings and tiny figurines

a snow globe

lovely things

lonely things...

my daughter came over and joined me

my son is goofing away

i heard someone say 

"can you make something unique?"

I said, sure.

So here I am typing away

getting older with every passing day

and without my companion in life

for he is at work

but alas soon we shall be together again

until then...

books on the shelf...

computers in our hands

in the glass case

the figurine stands

silently

like a watching waiting 

nomad

wandering solitary alone

dancing gracefully

kept tucked away

the dancer looks out at the world turned gray

Still Waters * New Mercies * Peace Beyond Understanding

 Absolutely! Here are a few spiritually encouraging Bible-based messages you could post on *Poetic Coffee*, each with a gentle, poetic tone:

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### 🌿 **1. “Still Waters” – Psalm 23:2-3**

> *“He makes me lie down in green pastures.  

> He leads me beside still waters.  

> He restores my soul.”*  

> —Psalm 23:2–3  

>

> Even in the chaos, God invites you to rest.  

> Let Him lead you to stillness.  

> Let Him restore what feels worn thin.

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### ☀️ **2. “New Mercies” – Lamentations 3:22-23**

> *“Because of the Lord’s great love we are not consumed,  

> for his compassions never fail.  

> They are new every morning;  

> great is your faithfulness.”*  

> —Lamentations 3:22–23  

>

> No matter how yesterday felt,  

> today begins with mercy.  

> Fresh. Gentle. Unfailing.

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### 🌸 **3. “Peace Beyond Understanding” – Philippians 4:6-7**

> *“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation,  

> by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.  

> And the peace of God, which transce...

Certainly! Here's the full passage from **Philippians 4:6–7 (NIV)**:

> **“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.  

> And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”**

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### 🌿 Reflection for *Poetic Coffee*:

> In the quiet of prayer, anxiety loses its grip.  

> God's peace isn't logical—it's deeper than reason,  

> and it wraps around your heart like a warm blanket.  

> You are not alone. You are guarded. You are held.

Would you like a graphic or post layout to go with this verse and reflection?

Spiritual Encouragement Poem

 Absolutely! Here's a gentle, spiritually uplifting message you could post on *Poetic Coffee*—something that blends encouragement with a poetic tone:

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### ☕ **Spiritual Encouragement: "Grace in the Quiet"**

> *There is grace in the quiet moments—  

> when the world slows, and your soul can breathe.*  

>  

> You are not behind.  

> You are not forgotten.  

> You are being gently led.  

>  

> Even when the path feels hidden,  

> Light is still guiding your steps.  

>  

> Rest in the knowing that you are held,  

> and that every pause has purpose.  

>  

> Keep going.  

> Keep trusting.  

> The story is still unfolding beautifully.

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Would you like a version of this formatted for Instagram or paired with a custom image or graphic?

Poetic Coffee

 Your **About Me** section is a chance to connect with readers and share the heart behind *Poetic Coffee*. Here’s a guide to what you might include, along with a sample draft to get you started:

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### ☕ What to Include in Your "About Me"

1. **Who You Are** – A brief intro with your name or pen name, and a little personality.

2. **What Your Blog Is About** – Share the themes you explore (e.g., writing, creativity, reflections, coffee culture).

3. **Why You Started It** – What inspired you to create *Poetic Coffee*?

4. **What Readers Can Expect** – Let them know what kind of posts you'll share.

5. **A Personal Touch** – A fun fact, favorite quote, or something quirky to make it memorable.

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### ✍️ Sample "About Me" for *Poetic Coffee*

> **Welcome to Poetic Coffee!**

>

> I’m Lauralee, a lover of words, warm drinks, and quiet moments. This blog is my little corner of the internet where creativity brews slowly—like a good cup of coffee.

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> *Poetic Coffee* is a space for reflections, musings, and the occasional caffeine-inspired metaphor. Whether you're here for thoughtful essays, poetic snippets, or just a cozy read, I hope you find something that resonates.

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> I started this blog to reconnect with the joy of writing and to share the beauty I find in everyday life. Think of it as a journal with a splash of espresso.

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> Thanks for stopping by—stay a while, sip slowly, and enjoy the words.

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Would you like help customizing this to reflect your tone more—maybe more humorous, minimalist, or philosophical?